Online shopping. It can be a week to a month before I pull the plug, but I still somehow have buyer’s remorse.

It’s the same for us (India): “Sink” for the kitchen one and “washbasin” for the non-kitchen ones.

Through sheer audacity

Well I don’t want to end up with a straw in my butt!

Doesn’t the wrapper have a plastic coating? The engine probably went “Eh, fuel is fuel”.

Only one of us can ride forever

So you and I can’t ride together

Can’t live or can’t die together

All we can do is collide together

So I skillfully apply the pressure

• Mos Def

The fur protects it for the most part.

The execution happens last minute, but the mental planning has been going on for well over a day.

Edit: And over the course of 10 trips, “don’t forget your toothbrush and toothpaste” slowly precipitates to the top.