This one works, if you don’t mind a little diy and texting only: https://circuitmess.com/products/chatter-lora-communication-device

True, but it is still funny.

Does it resemble a Dalek on purpose, I wonder?

🤣 The “Don’t be evil” days are but a distant memory.

Existential Comic just made a Hegel joke too!

Ha! I teach assembly and use this one every year to lighten the mood before midterms.

That sounds amazing, I somehow missed it. Some of the other sites posted abovr seem to be trying to bring back the magic.