those are just plain ol’ dicks

I’d presume it’s like “sleeper muscles” which are easy to hide under clothes. I dunno. Ask your favorite AI.

Jerma would never have left the body behind

They’re probably surprised that it’s only been legal for ten years

There’s a guy I follow on the internet called “penusbmic”, and he claims it’s supposed to mean “Pen, USB, Mic”.

Whatever you say, Penus B. Mic.

blasphemy

You’re gonna get your ass kicked by a Dreadnautilus doing that

You got me, I had to look it up. Admittedly, I thought you were lying

I’m starting to think it’s part of a growing Lemmy dialect

to be honest, I had to fight autocorrect to misspell charcuterie for the joke

Yay I love chartut… the uh sharcutery… the meat and cheese on a board

I had to run an alias every time I wanted to change the brightness on my laptop, and it defaulted to max brightness every time it was restarted.

I get that if I was a better person I could just pull myself by my bootstraps and teach myself to sync the brightness buttons on the keyboard to work again but I’m not. On windows it just worked.

In the unlikely event that I don’t win, there’s no point in being mad at my opponent. It was simply a skill difference. (I don’t play games with shitty balance)

I say “gg” because it was fun. I had a good time.

“don’t yuck someone else’s yum.” words to live by.

interesting, but unless I get some grand awakening I’m probably not gonna be doing that

https://www.kotaku.com.au/2022/12/ultrakill-has-buttplug-support-now-if-thats-of-any-interest-to-you/

Wait competitive games too??

I guess it’s fine gif you want to say it like that

I hope you get cited when they put this dialog in the next movie

I almost spat out my drink when I saw this