Also known as the ‘Thinning the Herd of the Weak and Stupid’ challenge.

Am I alone in saying that the phrase “raw dogged” needs to die?

Almond udders may be smaller, but they’re still udders.

The rose-colored glasses you’re wearing must have really thick lenses.
Anyone who thinks that this one act will change anything is out of their minds.

Giant corporations exist to make money to satisfy the shareholders and pay those at the top exorbitant paychecks. They don’t give the first flying fuck about their employees or customers, and this one act isn’t going to change a damn thing.

We all wish it will, but I’m sorry to say, but it won’t.

This is likely the result of someone further up the chain, accidentally messing up a work-order, and the team doing the work just blindly doing what it says.

I can’t stand people who work with blinders on and never ask logical questions even when they know the work being done is a stupid waste of time and resources.

North Star Wars

Dances with Reindeer

The urinals didn’t tip her off?

Someone made this Sisyphus idle game some time ago. (It doesn’t work well on mobile devices)

https://brotender.itch.io/sisyphus-idle

Not all heroes wear capes.

I have a lot of experience driving in icy conditions, but I never would have attempted this.
“I’ll just wait for June, thanks.”

It took me until my 20s before I could swallow pills without gagging and spitting out water.
Then one day something just clicked and since then, no problem.
I can do one, two or even eight at a time like it’s nothing.

I used to use a plain text system, “encoded” in such a way that only I knew what the actual password was, and I kept it on Google Keep.
But that for harder and harder to manage, coupled with, if I were to get run over by a bus, no one else would be able to access my accounts.

Now I’ve been using Dashlane for a few years. Not just for passwords, but secure notes as well.

Works seamlessly on all of my devices and zero complaints.

“I could never reach.”
“Reach what?”
“You know…”
“What, your clit??”
“Yeah, it’s like you said, ‘everyone gets curious and tries it some time.’”
“I never tried it.”
" …"
" Fuckin’ pervert… "

(I know that’s not the actual line, but the change fits the photo)

I’ve made this exact argument for years.
Robots could easily be constructed to work in a human designed world, only much better.

::slow clap::
Well played, friend. Well played.