When you make a potentially system breaking change and forgot to make a snapshot of the VM beforehand…

District 9 literally calls this out in the first five minutes.

Finally a use for the Mirai. God knows it wasn’t much of a vehicle.

He’d be much cooler if it was Kagami instead of Konata.

Kiss him deep with tongue!

The autism of tank nerds never ceases to astound me.

I don’t know if I would want to do it all the time, but I have come to appreciate the workflow when using a single monitor. I feel like I’m more focused.

Truly the horseshoe crab of websites. Why change when you’re already perfect?

Damn that’s fucking cold. I love it.

I’ve been a chaotic neutral more times than I would like to admit.

Good luck! You got this!

😂😂😂

It’s pretty true. I have some Army meals in my photo library.

Edit: Found some more

g-unzip?

gun-zip

I used this command way before I used gzip so I didn’t put it together.

Bailing out. You are on your own. Good luck!

I came in to make this joke and you beat me to it.

This lady would probably join a cult to cure a mental illness.

I’ve been an actual janitor and a sysadmin… they’re not dissimilar. You clean up other people’s shit for a living.

I always run my queries in a script that will automatically rollback if the number of rows changed isn’t one. If I have to change multiple rows I should probably ask myself what am I doing.