I’m more of a “well, shit” guy myself.

Are you a health insurance exec, or do you just love the taste of boot polish?

Hey man, can you front me an 8th?

I wouldn’t call it violence, I would call it a justified use of force.

“You get what you fuckin’ deserve.”

Let’s see some receipts, Columbo.

Imagine posting this like it’s something to be proud of.

Autism is liking things.

There’s probably some wisdom in that, but unfortunately I can’t see it because my human experience sucks.

Oh, no.

If your sushi place is serving you pink ginger, it’s time to find a new sushi place.

Thank you for addressing this.

This might be just the meme I need to save my marriage.

Boys will be boys.

They just hit the second tower.

I also hate the Beatles.

I don’t see what’s surprising about it. Different people like different things, it’s no big deal.

I suppose The Man In Me would be the one exception.

That sounds truly awful, much like the music of Bob Dylan.