I can also twist my ankles like that painlessly. But I can’t touch my toes with my finger tips without bending my knees at all, best I can do is like 10 inches away.

90s dad or gen Z dude?

Mid forties and got four. 9, 11, 16 and 17.

Same. 9, 11, 16 and 17.

Unless it’s "How YOU doin’?

Superb.

I grew up in a border town in northern Mexico. We got a bunch of the TV channels from the US town across the border. I learned English watching those American channels.

You only YOLO once.

Sin is Jetch.

Y10K.

You can also use a few drops of bleach.

Don’t hurt me.

Puto el que lo lea.

I’d rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear.

JanPass.01

AprPass.04

JulPass.07

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Same… If you switch the digits.

So, as I understand with all these comments, they’re only candidates if they appear on the ballot on election day? Regardless if they ran and then dropped out?

Ok, but lemonade isn’t that color. Are those piss bottles?