I grew up in a border town in northern Mexico. We got a bunch of the TV channels from the US town across the border. I learned English watching those American channels.

You only YOLO once.

Sin is Jetch.

Y10K.

You can also use a few drops of bleach.

Don’t hurt me.

Puto el que lo lea.

I’d rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear.

JanPass.01

AprPass.04

JulPass.07

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Same… If you switch the digits.

So, as I understand with all these comments, they’re only candidates if they appear on the ballot on election day? Regardless if they ran and then dropped out?

Ok, but lemonade isn’t that color. Are those piss bottles?

What about diamond hands 💎🙌🦍📈

Just realized she passed away yesterday, I only heard about Gene Simmons.

Edit: RICHARD Simmons. Gene is the guy from KISS.

I have no idea why my Uber rating (passenger) is 4.7.

Y’all sleeping on cucumber.

Gwent me.