And go through metal detectors every day at work.

Ou yo

This comic is the shit

And their toilets with dry surfaces that you poop on. That threw me for a loop when I visited Berlin.

Should I take your word for it?

Nor does it say “Do not steep and savour for the rest of your life”

“My word, this excursion is quite the jocular exercise!”

My brain while kayaking: “omg the house is a mess! Stop your worthless playing and get to work!”

My brain while cleaning said house; “omg you’re frittering your life away on meaningless chores! Go out kayaking!!”

My brain while playing games: “check behind the waterfall for loot!”

The real jerks are the wasp queens who kick out the workers so they have to go begging at picnics.

“Cat trucks on every corner!”

Hell, my winME lappy could do it withour breaking a sweat.

Here, bro. Here’s your laptop

Mint would be a colourful toy piano. Just the way I like it.

Yeah, 30 seconds would just make most blind people barf and shut their eyes until it went away, since their brains haven’t learned to properly process the video.