That’s why it’s the first song they throw at you in RockSmith.

I would not.

An old friend of mine was doing the same thing with Suno. He gave up after a while because he lost interest, because there’s not really anything to enjoy in the process.

in this corner, the challenger, using a B vitamin complex.
And our returning champion, Methylene Blue!

^^DING!!^

yeah I don’t even joke about hurting my knees.
People will laugh when someone gets kicked in the balls, but seeing someone fall onto their knees is all pain and no schadenfreude.

because talent is involved in trying to draw him
but no talent is involved in trying to be him

Dads are the best

Ladies and gentlemen, as is tradition when this utter foolishness is discussed, may I present: Texas Annie, performed by The Wet Spots

Well, Texas Annie had a big fat fanny, and she drove a black sedan She had Ben Wa Balls in her overalls and a trunk full of contraband And when the fog was thick, she’d pack her dicks, and sneak across the county line 'Cause in Texas, any tool for masturbation is a crime

Hard-livin’ and promiscuous, she kinda liked the risk She was a liquor-drinkin’ dildo-runnin’ rascal With an electronic phallus for each housewife up in Dallas An’ a probe for every asshole in El Paso

Cos you can’t buy a dildo in Texas We don’t touch ourselves down there round here, ya’ hear? And it says so in the Bible that a vibe’ll leave you liable For a prison term of twenty-seven years

Fuck humanity

Well sure, okay, if you do it by wealth, in descending order.

Tan suits :: skin flutes

lucky for us, we aren’t running out of jumps.

(movie trailer music starts) in a world… where online commenters… don’t read articles… ONE HERO… challenges EVERYONE… to do the unTHINKable… (movie trailer music stops)

How night and day work above the Arctic Circle.

Movies and TV and stories talk about how there’s 6 months of daylight and 6 months of darkness. That does not fucking happen. This is still part of storytelling to this day (I’m looking at you, Sweet Tooth season 3).

Days get stupidly long in the summer, and there’s a while where the sun really doesn’t go down. in the Winter days get stupidly short, and there’s a while where it doesn’t really come up all that much. But it’s not 6 months of one and 6 months of the other.

(edited for clarity)

yeah but a script that sucks the balls of an executive is far more likely to be greenlit.

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So what’s in your top 5?

I don’t care why anyone likes him. Any combination of words that justifies or normalizes anything to do with TFG are neither worth the time to write nor read.

I enjoy using semicolons. They’re very useful. I consider them to be a comma-chameleon.

EVERY NOW AND THEN I GOTTA FART

well, who really says “I’m glad you’re as weird as I” ? Might not be room for an ‘am’.

they can literally buy their own political system

They already have.