So quick update: my friend who was homeschooled in a religious household but is now atheist thinks it is not satire. My take is that if this is satire, it’s going over a lot of people’s heads.

Realizing you want to improve is the first step to growing into a better person!

So I followed your link, found the quoted text, and and had a look around the website. I genuinely cannot tell if this is satire. Most of the links are now dead, but the ones that work seem to lead to serious sources. If it is satire, it is very high effort.

Anyway, I’m going to share with a friend who has more personal experience with this kind of thing and get their perspective.

Don’t leave the rest of us in suspense; should we be using APIs???

I think the best possible response to a question like this is just to say “yes”, and refuse to elaborate further.

I’m sorry, but I just wanted to say that being charged $16k for emergency medical attention doesn’t sound like a mistake on your part.

One of the things I thought was neat when I visited Japan was that some places would give you change back in a dedicated little tray with rubber “fingers” that made the coins easier to pick up, so you didn’t struggle to pick them off a flat counter.

Do I have to take my shoes off? This sounds like a shoes-on activity.