German election on it’s way which isn’t good either

I’m in the picture and I don’t like it

Even more evil, trust me, I lived with one once

I doubt that people use both at the same time so each time you only clean one of them anyway

My Innie also hates my Outie for doing this

Nobody’s shaming anyone. To each their own

Either that or there is a gigantic dam at the border

We still say “15 Euro 20” while writing “15,20€” and neither has ever changed, I think. My childhood memories of DM aren’t that sharp

Most certainly a Taurus, Tauruses don’t believe in zodiac. Source: I’m a Taurus.

“And now to our sponsor NordVPN. You want to listen to a station but the signal is too weak?”

Tell them it’s like a livestream but all the time

But is that true for other units, too? Like miles or kilometers or kilograms or whatever you use

There are so many parts of the story I first assumed to be jokes so at this point I just believe everything

That’s why I’m proud to be an indoor human

🤣

Best place for that, except if you’re from North Korea and for the first time have access to internet porn

The Fascism of tomorrow will never say ‘I am Fascism.’ It will say: ‘Stop killing innocent people.’

“You try to stop me from killing marginalized groups? So much for the tolerant left!”

For all we know he went on a digital detox tour and never came back

We all suffer but the already disenfranchised suffer the most. Sounds fair. Or does it?