The real question is how many hours before you die

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Wait, do vegetables have good feelings or evil ones??

Who doesn’t??

Boss makes a dollar, i make a dime. That’s why i fap, on company time.

what if I do the opposite

Other times I seek for more

That’s quite cool. But I’m not sure what’s the use case for it.

Get to my level of guts feeling debugging

I see this as an absolute success

Little did they know that it was that one time I farted too hard

I just wake exactly 10 minutes before the usual alarm time. Always. Even on weekend.

Just keep it sealed tight

Call my cell phone for urgent matter

This is as old as the internet

Personally I’m always like the left panel

Do it

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Just grab the whole thing and bite

You do you but I’m thankful that I have spare money to spend on supporting good porn