At this point it’s probably easier to make a new operating system from scratch(actually, not just forking the linux kernel) than a web engine.

I like stand-up. It’s probably the only time of the day I see my coworkers. Also we don’t do status reports or anything so maybe I’m just lucky ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Good thing they never make a mistake when we ask actual questions!

Blame whoever implemented it if you want, but 9 times out of 10 it’s management that’s pushing for a quick fix.

Backend developer: “The new functionality is done!” PO: Looks at tests “Seems good, ship it!”

Frontend developer: “The new functionality is done!” PO: Looks at his screen “This spacing could be a little to the right, also I think I didn’t really like this text, also it should probably auto-scroll to the top and this button should change colors when I click it and also don’t forget to change the error messages I was happy with before and also I think it should…”