Only a French would ever dare to wear such a violently vomit-hued watch 😂

a/s/l?

Imagine life in the post-apocalyptic hellscape. All electronic devices have been rendered useless due to the EMPs from all the nuclear blasts. You, with your unfathomable ability to tell the time from an old wind-up clock, are viewed as a literal god among men (and women)

Guy should’ve just called in an airstrike on his trash