“I’ve been on gel that makes you orange for three years but I still greyscalemode in public” (I’ve been using a gel that makes my skin appear orange for three years, but I still appear in a muted, grayscale-like manner in public)

“My spectral decomposition is too close to homogeneous everyone can see it” (The distribution of colors in my appearance is too uniform and lacking in variety, so it is obvious to everyone)

“I have accepted my fate as an orangecel desaturatoid” (I have accepted my fate as an orange-colored, desaturated and dull version of myself)

“luckchromatic primaroids such as yourself could never understand” (People with normal, vibrant color perception like yourself could never truly understand my experience)

Don’t hesitate to advocate for Universal Basic Income (UBI).

Maybe consider how greedy capitalists will fight back (and to be fair whether life would get more difficult for retail employees).

If IRL stores are just big vending machines, you’d have to get into credit card fraud or something to shoplift 😳

That’s probably a huge hassle - always looking over your shoulder, wondering if your TOR (internet privacy) settings were up to snuff…

tl;dr guillotines

deleted by creator