Whoa it’s so awesome that straight guys have their own version of this. Bless them.

let it eat your face

Heil Trump, indeed, friend!

Official footwear of the GOP. Gobbless 🇱🇷

Yes it’s called doggystyle for when the recipient resembles a doggy.

I don’t want you to be in pain but you’re our human incubator so… pop a couple Tylenol and enjoy!!! Love u babe

Don’t wanna yuck y’all’s yum but gross

Her smile is enchanting

Has there ever been a time in history where people lose family members who are not dead and not physically far away?

It’s almost like having a family member with Alzheimer’s: they look like they’re present, but they are irrevocably far far away.

Ohhhhhh. Thanks!

ELi4 or 5 pls?

Xul has entered the chat 👻

Room-temp vodka hits the spot, if oblivion I seek

all 4

Amateurs. What about our poor stepparents’ parents?? Step-granny’s really had a hard winter this year.

The efficiency of these folks is on a level you wouldn’t believe

This is exactly the kind of news I always want to get the CSMfHT’s take on!

And when it’s release, then you rename it to

MyProject - Copy v2.bak new NEW (3) FINAL.2-19-24/

and then at the next standup, we all ponder how we can rename it to

MyProject - Copy v2.bak new NEW (3) FINAL.2/19/24/

because the team lead needs m/d/yy names with forward slashes

He’d do the same for me

It even shows whether the license haz eyes

Jokes on them I don’t let my horse do any of my drugs

This is what that sounds like to this laaaaaazy person over here