Not sure if that’s the name of the poem. It’s been (mis)attributed to a T.S. Watt, called “English”. A similar poem is The Chaos by Gerard Nolst Trenité, here read by Youtuber Lindybeige.

Barney disapproves of this.

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That French guy was just trying to butter them up.

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Oh, I know this one, Estonia is that country next to Italy, right?

Running With the Bagpipes: A Kevin Costner Saga.

Me women want me fish. Fear, innit?

It’s going to be gaymores next.

Its. Teacher is a cat, this checks out.

Flat to not flat in six panels flat. Nice.

TIL. Also, the blog post claims that donkeys can be seen “picking them [coyote] up by the neck and shaking them wildly: possibly causing trauma that can disable or injure”. Woah.

According to English Wikipedia, they are also known as wapitis and that’s what European languages seem to call them (including mine).

Hard to judge from the photo, but maybe there’s no carpets and the cat doesn’t like the bare floor (might feel unsafe)? Idk just a guess.