A pound of peanut butter per week sounds insane but apparently it’s only like 2 cups and I feel like that’s an edible amount. It’s a lot but if I really got a hankering for some PB I could do that. But then after a week I would be over it. I feel bad for this person though that apparently they think eating nothing but PB is healthy. A human body needs a variety of different foods and nutrients and evidently eating nothing but peanut butter isn’t that.

He did a funny video with Obama at the end of his term so I would be totally onboard with this!

Can we get some 2 days away from retirement memes like in detective movies? Lol

I don’t actually know that her laugh sounds like and I’m too afraid to look it up because I’m afraid Google or YouTube will start serving me right wing lunatic content if I do. But people keep talking about her laugh and it’s got me curious.

The average woman is born with about 2 million eggs but the average American woman only has 1.66 children. The average American woman should be charged with 1,999,999,998.44 counts of murder. CMV.

Edit: I stand by the number I typed.