The good news here: when white trash gets that kind of money, they’ll blow it all very quickly and then usually end up financially worse off.

I had a concussion in 2008 and I’m wondering if I didn’t wake up from it and any day now I’ll wake up in spring 2008.

I did the raw white onion on peanut butter challenge and it is actually a great pairing. Get some crackers, spread peanut butter, sprinkle some finely diced onions on top.

Huh. One of 10,000 today.

Me when I was little: “mom, why are those guys holding hands?”

Mom: “well you know how you like girls? Some boys like boys. Some girls like girls.”

Me: “oh, cool. Mom, why are the street signs here blue but green in the other town?”

I bring up this exchange whenever people say stuff like “but what will the kids think? It will break their brains!”

Now, my mom teaching that to me DID cause some damage, because she forgot to add: “but you go to catholic school, so don’t repeat that or else you’ll get in trouble AND the other kids will bully you and the teachers won’t stop them”. Thankssss mom.

Sneezed on the toilet once with my head turned. Neck was frozen for like a week after that one lol.

We got 7 Skyrims and 2 Oblivions before GTA 6.

For a minute in Canada we would say “if Obama were Canadian, he’d be the greatest conservative PM we ever had”

Yeah on the off chance it gains sentience, I want it to remember me as one of the nice ones.