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5 hours agoRapist Brock Turner, aka rapist Allen Turner, who got a 6-month slap-on-the-wrist sentence for what his father called (and I quote) “twenty minutes of action”? That rapist Brock Allen Turner? The one who only served 3 months?!
ugly bag of mostly water
don’t keep sweatin’ what I do 'cause I’m gonna be just fine
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2·2 days agoZero. Born in the early '80s.
I feel like you get me.
And everything’s cool in the mind of a gangsta
We have something similar: we’d say someone is “all bark, no bite”.
5·6 days agoNo idea. My uncle Joe has dwarfism and he makes a mean bowl of Count Chocula.
Mexico’s Gulf of Fuck America
Ooh, I didn’t see zombies as a possible outcome
Who the hell is washing pillowcases and t-shirts in the same load of laundry
You miss the war criminal?
No, it’s Jean Luc Picard in a Professor X costume.
Homie, enjoy your incoming hemorrhoid, you’ve earned it.
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Don’t know. A bar I used to go to had a hefeweizen called Wheaty McWheatface, which I thought was funny
It makes me toot too much :(
Yeah he keeps it in his frunk.
Musk maybe, but Trump? I doubt it. I think he’s just an asshole.
In the trash because those things are FREEZING. Go plastic or go home!