I saw this on the news and honestly wondered how many cops are required for this prisoner transfer? Because all those people are getting paid to walk a guy past cameras, and they’re probably all getting paid more than me, and there’s SO many of them

I actually enjoyed Dances with Wolves, but Avatar was Pocahontas in space. Pretty to look at, but not much below the surface.

I couldn’t even finish the second one. It started out as a Movie, then turned into “save the whales” with extra silliness.

I always sort by New and let the chaos chips fall where they may

I hope that this is a true story

I hope that this is a true story

It’s The Onion all the way down

It honestly isn’t that card to take a can of diced tomatoes and throw it on the frying pan, add some garlic, olive oil, salt, and herbs of your choosing, reduce to a suitable volume, good to go. I’m surprised more people don’t do that.

Feel free to share your recipe though, I’d be curious how others do it

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Congratulations on your award! No doubt there was a big speech and the usual media denials?

Microsoft is a disreputable company.

Ready Tortellini Featuring Mushrooms

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18 = 36 with 2.5x Ultra Absorb = 84!

Whoops, guess I’m now the enemy of a hundred million Americans

My bad

Aww, thanks! Consider me slightly more educated than when I awoke this morning :)

I still don’t know what ich_iel is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask

Oh snap, super my bad then

No, I’m just shit-posting, my bad

Those two kids look like they’re related. They may also be neighborhood troublemakers, from the look of that baseball bat the one is holding.

Also, that’s a weird looking bush in the background, pretty sure that’s either AI or UI

Pffft, I’ve never even jerked a single circle in my life.

Now, oblate spheroids on the other hand…