There were pictures of him online using the prototype version, that looks somewhat better, like a better looking shit.

I know some of the words, but dont see the funny in it, but it’s winter time so I am at a mental state like when Stan realizes he is a cynical cunt and everything is shit.

We are definitely too old for this shit

Hey man, let me make sweeping statements and generalizations about a group, can’t go wrong with that.

From the last wave of pranks when people licked ice creams and put it back I have learned that messing with food is a federal crime in the US and is taken quite seriously.

That why he is pretty sure

By now? By like 4 years ago

There is a bat species that I think feeds on blood, and they share the food they managed to get in a night, if a bat refuses to share one night then the next time they get left out of the sharing.

How many hard head am I seeing is the real question though

*in the US

What about men who had convinced someone to get an abortion? Does that count?

Calm down anakin

Meh, I wouldn’t say that, but loving diamonds after learning how that market works and the bullshit around it? Definitely an orange flag

Invents the word Soccer, calls americans dumb for using it.

(TBF it’s dumb, especially since you call hand egg football, sry americans)

A cheapass drip coffee maker makes a decent coffee, is mechanically simple as fuck and easy to clean, I got one for like 30 euros and if I don’t use it for months I just don’t care.

We have a coffee machine at work for the lattes amd espressos or go out and drink one there if you want. Having an expensive coffee machine at home is a waste unless you are a serious caffeine addict, which to be fair, I would be if not for all the anxiety it causes me.

I wouldn’t piss on a burning CEO if they were alive

That sounds like the tits, I should open a bar

All I will say is schlong size is not proportionate to height and a sad emoji face :(

I am guessing this is one of these things where people think it’s awesome and has many advantages, but like everything else in life, it’s best to be near the middle of the bell curve, personally I am 197cm tall and that’s very much on the extreme end, I think that’s that taller than 99.6% of humans, I have to look out for not hitting my head, I don’t fit comfortably in the majority of cars, flying on a plane is a PITA as I have to look for specific seats, hell even something as simple as sitting comfortably on public transit is an issue. Buying clothes is a chore as I have to look for things that are designed with longer sleeves and pants sized for tall people. Just a minority of shoe selection is available as they mostly have EUR size 45 as the biggest and I wear 46/47.

And I will probably die sooner than if I was like 10 cm shorter as my heart has to work harder.

IASIP is Seinfeld cracked up to 11, in some episodes quite literally