kakler bitmap

The Velocirapture

dude looks like Myron from Fallout 2

I mean it’s fine, but the Gorilla Buttfuck Kush 5000 Pro just dropped

Clop Socket

That YouTube comment is absolutely insane 🤪

Klein Baldspot

Apologize accepted 🤝

“Defrock” is the closest I’ve come to anything even close to salvaging it. It’s honestly kind of a fun challenge

If female cannabis plants don’t get the jizz they crave, their flowers get all plump and sticky as they cry out “plz pollinate me, daddy”

He should have gone into politics instead

Any recommendations for guided yoga? I’ve always wanted to try yoga for general health benefits but I worry that my form will be all wrong without an actual guide, and I have zero interest in the new-age/spiritual/religious shit

Also I used to be able to do this but I’m so old I wouldn’t remember how either.

https://youtu.be/A-RfHC91Ewc

It’s still a really cool piece of art! Their other works are really fascinating and well-executed too - I especially like the kiwi with the hairy butthole and the… uh… scrotumfruit?

Not trying to downplay how cool the piece is, but the artists website says it’s acrylic urethane with real Daikon leaves:

There’s a few spiders that do this (I know some orb-weavers do) and IIRC scientists don’t know for sure why, though it’s been hypothesized that it could be either to confuse potential predators or to make themselves and their webs obvious to larger animals.

Some orb weavers like Argiopes even make a thick zigzag construction in their web called a stabilimentum that we don’t really understand the function of, but one theory is to make the web more visually obvious so larger animals don’t accidentally barrel into them.

Spiders are neat.

He is risen