Literally Fahrenheit 451

Which one of those is Jeff Daniels?

Herman

Les Gueaux

It’s the year of the desktop inside Linux

Writing Useless Git Commit Messages, no doubt

My best guess is that in some configurations it raises SIGSEGV and then dumps core. Then, you use a debugger to analyse the core dump. But then again you could also set a breakpoint, or if you absolutely want a core dump, use abort() and configure SIGABRT to produce a core dump.

What was the command again for having such nicely colored output?

Is this a joke abour East Slavic languages?

Also, Tarot is also a completely normal card game like Skat–nothing wrong with that

What does it mean in Czech?

Yep, and Matlab too I think

But why are the boys not colored with a picture of their surroundings?

aA1!:-)atheism2.71828Humberto

Because it’s a visitor center and not a crater center, duh.

Too uniformly distributed

Here you go: https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html

(% represents the csh, $ represents the bourne shell)
 
% "How poorly would you rate the Unix (so-called) user interface?
Unmatched ".
 
% rm congressional-ethics
rm: congressional-ethics nonexistent
 
% ar m God
ar: God does not exist
 
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
 
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.
 
% If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.
 
%make love
Make:  Don't know how to make love.  Stop.
 
% sleep with me
bad character
 
% got a light?
No match.
 
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
 
% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
 
% \(-
(-: Command not found.
 
% sh
 
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending
 
$ drink <bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
 
$ mkdir matter; cat >matter
matter: cannot create
 
 
Or, in a System V (att) universe:
 
$ cat "can of food"
cat: cannot open can of food

Did you say throw, loop, and sleep?

Linux: Of course you can use these syscalls designed in the 70s. Windows: Compatibility with what? No, you must use these newly-designed functions that exist only on windows. It’s for your own protection.

Tell me again how proprietary software gives a shit about compatibility.