Story of my life here

You’re gonna hate this, but choke me, Ben

The only public transportation he’s into is when he’s begging for a train

I don’t often top but I want in on this

You’re a damned hero. Thanks for taking us on this ride.

In my local variant, we write jizz is Christ. Blessed be.

Also acceptable.

I hate myself for crushing on him so hard

Give him the ol’ “woop woop” and a wink

Medium-sized guy here (no horse in this race mostly) to chime in and say I have seen a lot of penises and know a lot of men.

A size-to-awesomeness ratio does not exist, but a lot of men are unnecessarily dissatisfied with their bodies. When we imply, as a society, that you can overcome perceived body deficiencies by buying bigger vehicles, it seems possible we would be encouraging the kind of behavior and city budgets we don’t want in this world.

Sounds kinda painful