Mayor Poopington

Always liked the strong silent type

Personally, I’d prefer to be called my name. To each their own I guess

I’m glad the emojis are there, I want sure if this was funny or not.

Those red tips look festive. Stay safe out there and merry Christmas.

Used to live near a tortillaria that made fresh blue corn tortillas. Had to get there early because they would sell out fast, but man they were good.

Now that’s just efficient!

The advanced sophisticated technique is it plays “Bella Ciao” on a loop at full volume

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kwh3R0YjuQ

Nothing that massive amounts of Roundup can’t fix

Titles accurate, I thought I’d have some stability by now when I got out of college

National Institute of Standards and Technology probably. Seriously, you can get NIST peanut butter. It’s stupidly expensive, but it is the industry standard of what peanut butter should be. I’m sure they have a definition for a ham sandwich.

Points for honesty, I guess

No one ever sends me those scams :(

The factory must grow

Either way, it would be really hard to voice my opinion

Aw man I fucked that up. My uncle has 40 cows on 3 acres that get hand scrubbed by figs while eating cherubs.

The happy animals one is hilarious. I would have no problem with someone eating me after I died and I sure as shit am not happy

But I still want a B-52 for christmas

I would also want to go through a restaurant grade dishwasher after touching a mouth like that

This guy’s profile is the shining like in the depths of shit that is LinkedIn. Sometimes the comments are funnier than his posts. There are always people commenting like it’s a serious post.