Write that down

That’s track 4

It’s all for show. You can tell because that’s the mayor of NYC right behind him.

That sounds completely reasonable, until you realize the mayor of NYC was there right behind him. That one little detail blows up the whole story and makes you realize that it was just a photo op.

I want to crowd fund a big bronze statue like this. Except Luigi is St. Michael and Thompson is Satan.

I’d pitch in for it.

See, it’s not for publicity! Eric Adams is there to stop the public from freeing Luigi from law enforcement!

Lmao at the guy repelling “hut hut hut hut”

Trump’s obsession with Hannibal is a thousand times funnier when you realize it’s because he doesn’t know the difference being political asylum and a mental asylum.

When asked, that’s probably what the police would say as justification. And it sounds almost plausible, until you realize that’s the mayor behind him.

I’m currently reading Danny Coughlin’s Bad Dream which is a short story by Stephen King about an innocent person accused of a crime. He had a similar line about “whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty?”

Holy shit now that you mention it, homeboy is massive.

The black man that volunteered for that must have a death wish. He had to have gone into that thinking there was a very good chance the police would shoot him on sight.

I played hookie a few weeks ago and went down to the Cheyenne Mountain Zoo on a random Tuesday. It was glorious.

Later my middle schooler was looking through Google Photos and went “wait, you and Mom went to the zoo without us?!” Mwahahaha. Get rekt kid.

Lol I can’t tell if that was master class trolling or if that guy was serious 🤣

Pull back on you nutsack and give her that emergency inch!

I’m not sure congratulations are in order. Condolences, maybe.

Lol that was the first thing that popped into my head too.

Don’t play me like a fool

Cuz that ain’t keeeeewwewwlll

I gotchu fam

Seems like we’re stuck in a cycle of shitty people dying and then everyone just glosses over how shitty they were.

Fucking groooooooooossssss.