Compost* the rich

You don’t know where your CEO has been. Be safe and only use them to make dirt.

Who doesn’t have a special brand of mayonnaise that they spread all over their body while listening to Marvin Gay?

who are you, who are so wise in the ways of chaos and divisiveness

i am hhonourredd

hawt

how else can anyone afford to live

i humger HAHA

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Take a deep breath

Oh shit, my asthmas acting up from all the pollution.

Be thankful for what you have

I just used my last inhaler, and I won’t get another one for a month.

Be compassionate for others sharing the same experiences

They died.

You will feel better.

It didn’t work.

It’s almost as if turning the entire Earth into human centred habitats was a bad idea.

So say we all.

“When life gives you lemons, piss in jars.”

…Ubuntu.

we be vegooning all night

Windows user:

*Complaining about ads on their desktop

Me, a linux enjoyer:

*inhales*

but it’s got what plants crave

Yes and they have the Beautiful Model Barbara Hutch (v.4e) to add credibility.

no. 1?

How to Lose Friends and Alienate People

How to Lose Friends and Alienate People 2

Cat leaves lap.