The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has been the subject of a number of controversies…

God, what a fitting start/title.

Or a Shark Tank-style infomercial product. “It’s The Orphanizer, From Ronco!”

There are still people playing the lute and all kinds of other historic instruments. There must be a group of devoted flatulists out there? I’m not just saying any old farters, I’m talking true flatulists.

So you only shoot it when it’s dark? Pretty sure this guy’s a cop, everyone.

They burned this stuff to power giant steam engines and we’re supposed to believe it’s totally healthy!?