I like this, I’m going to tell her about this.

This is a good one, thanks!

“It puts the peanut butter on the bone or it gets the hose.”

I believe step number one is to acquire a cockapoo.

“I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.”

Yeah, the other day I was consulting with another therapist, and I was telling her how in EMDR therapy I often say “don’t give me the whole article, just the headline” when I want to explain to the client to avoid talking too much during EMDR. she works with teens, and she went “yeah, that will not fly with my clients.”

We came up with “don’t give me the long-form video, just give me the TikTok” as we both felt we were inching closer to the grave, lol.

I know this is a shitpost (and a great one at that!), but just in case you need support, you are always welcome at https://lemmy.world/c/stopdrinking

I would eat this whole thing if it would undo the Trump presidency.

Glad I could assist!

Double majored in business/accounting and psychology. Went into financial auditing (not my passion but paid well). Hated my life for 12 years. Decided to go for a graduate degree in social work. Am now a very happy psychotherapist even though I make less money.

Moral of the story? It’s never too late to switch if you end up hating your original choice.

You’re not the only one.

Thank goodness I’m safe. Gonna wear a “vaccinated” shirt just in case.

I have no idea, to be honest, but I want to agree with you and say it’s a Midwest thing.

Username checks out

That’s my take, too.

Needs more veins

That would be amazing. Quite a few recipients I can think of.

I would also like to send it to your landlord. For confirmation.

Perfect answer, lol