Reminds me of the first time I worked in a newsroom in the early 2000s. When the repeated slamming wasn’t enough, the whole phone would go flying across the office. I, unfortunately, had the desk by the wall, in the prime firing line. My reflexes became boss in those first 3 months.
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icerunner_origin@startrek.websitetoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•speak out nowEnglish1321·2 months agoReich calls out the Führer, there’s a headline that writes itself.
Exquisite Monty Python reference. Bravo!
icerunner_origin@startrek.websiteto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•What's next? Picoservices?9·3 months agoWhat’s next? Femtofunctions
icerunner_origin@startrek.websitetoShare Funny Videos, Images, Memes, Quotes and more @lemmy.ml•The way 2025 is shaping up3·5 months agoCommand and Conquer: Orange Scourge
icerunner_origin@startrek.websiteto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•German island to end ritual of spanking women with cow hornEnglish185·6 months agoOk, good first step. When do the prosecutions for physical abuse start?
icerunner_origin@startrek.websiteto linuxmemes@lemmy.world•In light of Linux removing ReiserFS15·7 months agoBTRFS, wasn’t that Dennis Rader 🤔
icerunner_origin@startrek.websitetoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•Sure you're not, lil buddy.13·7 months ago“Uh… Cuno doesn’t fucking read!” He quickly glances at the fence. “Fucking book shit, fucks with your mind…”
icerunner_origin@startrek.websitetoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•He has quite the reputationEnglish6·8 months agoI thought Ballistic Gel Torso was the actor from The Usual Suspects, no?
He truly is the Holy Farter
icerunner_origin@startrek.websiteOPto Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world•It doesn't mind waiting for you to finish2·9 months agoFecal Mist, the new fragrance for him, by Dior.
icerunner_origin@startrek.websiteOPto Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world•It doesn't mind waiting for you to finish9·9 months agoIn the same cubicle is an angry, impatient toilet. It has a goatee.
Explains the wooden acting in Hudson Hawn
- Edit: I’m leaving the typo because it’s funnier than the film
Image of Brits still singing ‘God save the queen’ 2 years after her death
icerunner_origin@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•1990 Pontiac Trans Sport SE1·10 months agoStick red strobe lights on the front and that’s looking a lot like KITT’s mom.
icerunner_origin@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I know it's one of you guys0·1 year agoIf you’re all ears, how would you propose to use the soap?
Time to go all Wilford Brimley on his ass.