And while I hate that, it isn’t going to result in me buying any of said shit tier snack

he looks and acts like a guy who would rape a hot dog bun after two shots of tequila.

No notes, perfect

but if they aren’t working for you, pay someone else

My realtor was never on time to a single showing. He never knew the answer to any question without taking time to look it up himself. He couldn’t remember my specifications and his reading comprehension was non-existent as I had to repeat myself many, many times to get any kind of point across.

If I hadn’t gotten my house when I did, I would have dropped him. If I were any other kind of business owner and one of my employees acted like that people would think I was a fucking moron for keeping them on.

Your realtor is your employee. Don’t be afraid to fire them for shitty performance.

LAST NIGHT’S BODY COUNT ROUNDED OUT TO A SOLID N’ STURDY THIRTY, TEN OUTTA HEYWOOD!

Their FAQ page for the holiday hole was fucking incredible. “The Onion on a good day” level comedy

The hell with the regular games, I’ll buy a front row ticket to watch senior citizens absolutely shatter their bodies trying to qualify for an Olympic event

I mean this purely as an observation, but: almost certainly literal child detected

I’m in my mid 30s, and the people in my extended social circle around my age that don’t fire up a game at least once or twice a week are few and far between, even including the harried, busy, regular not-yet-grand parents, haha

Quick edit: imo, the ones not playing video games at my age (again, in my area) are generally the ones who seem the least like they have their shit together. It’s weird but it’s a thing I’ve noticed

I’m not a marvel fan enough to really know, but I am aware of I believe Ultimate Captain America who is (at least for a while?) every bit a 1950s hard right winger and bigot