That’s the kind of combination an idiot would have on his luggage

The fact this stupid cunt could even refer to Jesus and that fat orange asshole in breath is nothing short of hilarious

TIL

Vaca is cow so that explains v

Hardcore band front man

Sick, let’s get this shit over with

Before the ice was in my grill, before I got my major deal

Don’t they go inside one kids colon too?

Put the return address as the address you want to send it to, no stamp needed

Who said you could post a pic of my custom real doll

My ass open 25/7 365

I eat green berets for breakfast, and I’m very hungry!

Problem? What problem?

Ok boomer

Was his father steward of Gondor?

Totally normal horse girl things

In you go tweety bird

Fuck this shit

I ended up getting two

Are ya voting yet?!