If I do something to keep the other part of my brain busy — something not involving language processing, like cleaning, driving, or playing certain video games like rocket league or Mario 3 — I’m able to pay much more attention.

Not a special account and not anything I’m into, but for any fetish, Bing Video Search.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky

Thanks for the help! Then I can paint the chocolates green. He’ll never see it coming!

I need TP for my bunghole!

Don’t edge so long that I lose my erection?

Then season it in the oven.

I mean to be fair, “add hydrogen to space, and wait” is a pretty simple reactor.

Yeah, I think it’s an issue with the franchisees in the US. I give mine another try about once a year, and the past three times my burger patty has been below room temperature, and the produce noticeably old. The McDonald’s near me is just consistently mediocre, which is better.

Also computer issues aren’t a problem anymore after that (perhaps aside from the Ixians).

But every time I pull around to the other side, the arrow keeps pointing away from the pumps!

Did you know all but one specific brand of LED Christmas lights fucking suck?

Matt Groening is a time traveler confirmed.

Alternatively, we’re living in one of his shows, and he wrote himself into it. It’s made in our future, when side characters’ lives are AI generated to save money on writers.

Even the bad ones can have redeeming quality

Zardoz

Nobody can hear your boner in space either

The trick is to throw the baby higher than the calculator so you have time to press a few buttons on the calculator each time.

by coincidence

By government subsidies

Well that’s one way to make her squirt.

No, but they’re worth an immunity necklace.

Ah ee oo