People used to pronounce all the letters and then over time they got lazy and stopped pronouncing everything

Um… does he know what the Declaration of Independence is?

There’s something ironically wholesome about proposing in trashy locations. To me it says all they need is each other

It’s strange how easy it is to evaluate life based solely on the moment you’re in. Later on that day something really good may have happened to her and and her outlook would do a 180 flip for a while. Maybe she has something really good for lunch or achieves something she’s been working towards and feels amazing

Confirmed, the US is a sensitive country

Lol Donald “Quixote” Trump

Holy shit this guy probably doesn’t know which way is up

Well shit, I’ve found my people! Not that I’m interested in getting to know anyone but it’s good to feel part of a group, anonymously and without conversation

It’s funny, sir never held any connotation of age for me. But I’ve heard ma’am apparently does. Was she expecting another word? Like miss or something?

I’ll go out on a limb here and guess the former

I think you mean handsy, handsome folk can’t help being handsome

I don’t know, but I actually do want to try it

I’ve actually never met anyone like this. I think people on social media want a binary so they simplify all opinions into fascism vs antifascism and then point and laugh at those who try to bring the details back into the discussion. They claim that centrists are somehow “splitting the difference” between fascism and antifascism.

It’s so illogical I can’t help but rule it out when trying to understand someone’s train of thought.

Can you describe what a centrist is? It sounds like you might just be talking about undecided voters

Centrists are people who prefer not to artificially simplify problems before coming up with a solution. Top right panel is a ridiculous strawman

Oh shit… I sometimes forget how little the truth has to bend for satire. I’m glad my dad isn’t into that

He should try just getting a blood boy like Gavin Belson did in Silicon Valley

I’d recommend breaking up with him if you haven’t already

You could easily reverse the genders and this would still be funny. He’s saying it to her face, it’s like a roast

Edit: Y’all are some sad motherfuckers here on Lemmy. You’re not supposed to take jokes seriously. It’s literally a shitpost, nobody is here on their soapbox saying women are bad

I highly doubt he sees it that way, in fact this is also something that has poisoned discourse lately. How is your first assumption that he wants innocent people to die? Like seriously, everyone needs to stop making assumptions like that… it’s so extremely unlikely he actually feels that way.

Maybe he’s just a bit surprised at the left wing support for a state that hates Jews, women, and gay people. And a state that in large part does endorse the deaths of innocent people and would if they only could. Israel on the other hand wouldn’t be doing much right now if they weren’t bombed