milk a big eggman’s teats

He said nuclear not specifically fission

The Sun

Mfers live in a winter wonderland and yet every other death metal band comes from there

Char? Immediate upvote.

How are your days 40+ hours long

Ah it’s you’re mom

Young you would’ve absolutely loved bread

Most

Well it’s obviously A

Five. Hundred. Cigarettes.

I’m so fucking tires

My muscles

That made me think of That Garfield comic

'Cause he doesn’t have internal organs, obviously

Pantheon or something idk I use herbslutwn

Don’t diss Michelin Man, that’s not cool bro

Why the fuck is the wolf getting skinned

FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY