Now that’s funny

I remember stepping on a rusty nail as a kid, and I noticed that a plank of wood was stuck to my foot before I even registered how much pain I was in.

Yooooo. Very nice

Never noticed the hotdog in the background before.

Christianity be like

I was all ready to come back at with how I wish I had your problem, but I can honestly see how being unable to buckle down would be a huge impediment.

My results may not be as good as my peers and I may take longer, but I am able to get there eventually.

For instance, I am currently on day 4 of 25 of the Advent of Code competition, haha.

Back in school I literally helped other students cram 30 minutes before a test, using flash cards I made and used all week, only to have them breeze in and get a higher score than me.

Do you know how great it would be to only barely try, and succeed anyway? I can’t even imagine.

Oops! Thanks, fixed.

I used to think so, then I just started using them on the reg and it turns out to be super easy.

It’s just a pan.

Delightfully trashy

This is the way

This is why I avoid hobbies that require any special kit. I hate hate HATE having some useless tool laying about in my limited space.

Nowadays I try to stick to art hobbies and programming, since between all my pencils, paper, and laptop, I already have everything I need to perform those hobbies.

Be the change you want to see in the world.

On the point of metric, my partner is more used to Imperial measurements so I’ve just put up little hand drawn conversion charts around the house, mostly the kitchen.

On the point of lib bashing, that’s harder. You can really only have those more nuanced conversations with open-minded people in smaller groups (or just find your local socialists).

Oh wow you just unlocked a previously lost memory!

Given the number of Americans on here it’s now starting to make sense why I keep seeing commenters get snagged on the word “liberal.”

Liberals are not progressive. At least not except incidentally. I think that’s true everywhere…?

Bikeshedding by any other name…

z axis moment

Not even killed, but even just made to think their plundering might have consequences.

No wonder he thought he knew better than doctors - his penmanship was for shit.