OK, I promise I only know this because it’s related to my job: In the movie that came out earlier this year, there are minions with super powers. This one is supposed to be a rip off of The Thing from Fantastic Four. That’s why it looks like that.

Some life, sure. We’ll extinct untold millions of species on the way out. Michael Crichton, the author of Jurassic Park, was a climate change denier, not a scientist.

I nominate Leslie Mann from George of the Jungle for #3 Ursula.

Works even better for celery.

Freeze bread to keep it from going bad and thaw it as needed either at room temp or low heat in a toaster oven. Bread in the fridge just dries out.

I agree with the titties.

I have questions.