The thing I think that a lot of people forget is that you don’t have to wait until Christmas/Yule to do it. Imagine if everyone treated each other like it was Christmas every day of the year. Just, you know, without all the depressing nostalgia music and needing to spend money willy-nilly. What an idea!

I like the cut of your jib, sailor.

This meme shows you don’t work in IT.

HELLO FELLOW HUMAN

The closest I get is the Winter Solstice, because I’d rather celebrate the planet’s cycle around the Sun, you know, a fact of nature.

I don’t subscribe to blatant consumerism in the guise of “holiday spirit”. You know, when the retailers go from the red into the black (loss to profit), and the consumers from the black into the red. Then you hope your tax returns fill the gap so you can survive. Positive feedback loop. I’m calling shenanigans.

And the depressive-nostalgic music. The decorations. The hypocritical “cheer” people spread that they can’t be bothered with the rest of the year, like they needed a reason to be nice. What in the Disney Channel fuck. It’s like saying you can only tell someone you love them on Valentine’s Day. Y’all motherfuckers are crazy.

Okay, rant over. Feel free to downvote, I’ll gladly eat it. Happy Fucking Holidays!

Holy shit, I love grapes. I usually snip off part of a bunch, rinse it, and have it with my lunch. Nice way to finish the meal and cleanse the palate with something sweet.

Don’t forget Jensen Ackles!

I love how no one in the comments specifically mentions his name, like he’s fucking Voldemort or something.

Jensen Huang!

gasps

Breathe Right Strips = Sniffer Stickers

I always find it interesting that our ancestors were for the most part fruitarians (fruits, grasses) about 3.5 million years ago. As we evolved, we expanded our diets to include vegetables, meats, and grains, leading to a better balanced diet, which is good especially considering we don’t hunt and gather like they once did.

Ugh, please tell me you saved me a gummer.

I used to get mad and chuck the controller at the NES. Imagine my surprise one day when I broke the cartridge door off. Fucking Battletoads.

The Devil with The Yellow Eyes. Totally worth the watch, has a great cast and soundtrack.

Run sequence oyster.

I read the title and immediately thought Estrogen. Explains where my head is at these days.

Thank you so much! :3

Hey cousin! Let’s go bowling!

Liked “Dear iPhone users:”

Where funny?