Yeah. Those platforms were the one-liners of social media comedy. 7 seconds/140 characters to set up and deliver a punch line.

THIS GUY JUST…

Tell me who “this guy” is. You have their username. Don’t anonymize them.

That just made me miss Vine and early Twitter… Attention span be damned, there’s an art to crafting a good joke with a length constraint that I don’t see much on the internet anymore

That does not solve the problem of bots posting when they don’t need to

I’m in the anger spiral right now and this bot pisses me the fuck off.

You don’t need to leave a comment to do what you’re doing. Scrape the fuckin data in the background and shut the fuck up. You don’t have to tell us about every post.

No, I’m saying the title should have been the entire post. It’s text.

Ironically, I can’t find the words to describe how much I hate these “text as an image” memes. Does it really have more impact for people if they read the same words on a square picture?

You don’t turn the lights on until Christmas Eve?? When do you put your tree up?

Might wanna delete this one. Let’s leave spreading fake news to rightwingers

Did Trump Say Italy and U.S. Have Been Allies for Thousands of Years? | Snopes.com

I hate the guy but that’s not what happened. He says enough stupid shit, there’s no need to lie to make him look bad

No worries. They don’t know I’m lying at first but they know I’m a jokester who also happens to have singlehandedly won the 1832 World Cup!

They love it. I have a great relationship with all of them. Don’t think they’re gonna look back in anger that I lied about owning a warehouse full of every toy every made but kids aren’t allowed so they can’t go see it lol

I enjoy lying to my nephews. Did you know that it’s illegal in 10 states to eat your pizza backwards??? And we’re in one of those states??? Don’t worry…I won’t call the cops…if you’re nice to your sister…

What does this bot do that requires a comment?

Good one, I hardly remember the last couple of seasons and forgot that

Can I get some specific examples of the jokes from the show that you find offensive?

I might be overthinking it but feel like Seinfeld was more a show about normal people who sometimes do shitty things - just like real life. I can’t think of anything truly horrible any of them did on the show, just a bunch of “social” wrongdoing. Telling a secret, sleeping at work, the perfect comeback, etc. It’s famously a show about “nothing”

Then IASIP is about a bunch of assholes riling each other up to be horrible for their own benefit.

I think Seinfeld is the more “important” in the grand scheme of television for it’s groundbreaking approach but in a vacuum, IAS is the better show.

In your defense, I made an effort to bury the joke

This picture is always misattributed, the outfit was deliberately made to be pink. The guy in white is the one out of place here - It’s from the GayKK rally

Unless something changed in the past 3-5 years, that is not true. I used to sell a lot on Etsy and eBay and both created a tracking number as soon as you generated the label. If you checked it right away, the USPS site would say they hadn’t processed the package at the post office yet.