Narrator: He wasn’t spewing junk.

Wow… didn’t even read the title, saw the logo and my brain responded Rectum‽

Have you actually tried the seatbelt cutter…how sure are you that it works better than your terrible knife?

Buy a razor… There is no way your pubes are better than that chain mesh.

Do you have to take the prize if you win?

One time I was looking for a rental in the country…this place was in the middle of nowhere, with a sketchy ass entrance and two huge collapsed barn buildings full of just delightful gross appliances parts.

I mention all of this because the tour was self guided…no one had been there for a minute,.but some one left odur of destruction bathroom…not a roll of toilet paper in sight.

Some times… when my mind drifts I find my self wondering what that person did. It was a terrible definitely haunted ass haunted country VA house. Maybe the mystery stinker was trying to claim their terrible prize…the layout totally sucked too…super old and impractical and impossible to make not gross.

Thanks for going on this journey with me

The Heaven coaster speed pass

I fucking miss MD…taxes are no worse than other places. Plus Deep Creek lake and Accident MD!

My old boss had one, for when power went out, he could back feed from his car to the house. I never touched it.

Thank you for that, it was my first time

Don’t start buying records off band camp, it addictive

I had the LCD version of Ninja Gaiden

I keep getting texts from Donald for some reason

When the supreme Court has their finger in the scale it makes everything feel fuckin hopeless

Because of the implication

Yo as an American I feel exactly similar

No‽

I could be a nugg… nevermind, this is a situation where I don’t win. Nerd.

Not going to argue with you, but super deligates are why Hillary was the candidate and super deligates are bullshit and the definition of everyone is = but some are more = than others.