Jesus Christ. A “couple of glasses of wine and a few pints of beer” and he still reckoned he could drive? That’s basically how much I’d have if I was going for a piss-up.

People really should just stop drinking any alcohol if they’re going to drive.

Homer (IT dept) is quietly watching his neighbours (dev team) from his window

I don’t think there’s a magic wand to stop it… I just drown it out by listening to podcasts.

“Duh bruuthooth bwattery ish wunnin row”