Get a nice blank book(with a cover you like), put the stickers in there.

Like they could even get a non corrupt judge if they tried.

You were probably more passionate about keeping a roof over your head.

Personally, I measure capacity in Tera-dactyls.

This is an actual boomer moment. Man they think they’re making video games sound sooo scary but literally everyone not a boomer knows what among us is except these fools. I wouldn’t be surprised if some amazonian tribes know what among us is.

The patriot in me smiles every time I microwave the water. Yankee Doodle, motherfuckers.

Yes, they wrote the line wrong, and their little whoopsie didn’t defeat me. Muwahaha.

They had a choice: stop being stupid, or keep being stupid, but also be an insecure bitch about it.

The second one is easier.

“yeah I’m already pretty good at being condescending, I don’t need to pay you for that.”

Wait, then who are these people sitting at a table next to my bed, holding cards with numbers on them?

Same energy as “I’m actually an ephebophile!”

I said don’t argue with me. You know what to do with your hard drive.

The feds define it as:

Any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct involving a person less than 18 years old

Visual depiction includes cartoons.

Don’t argue with me, call the feds and debate it with them. Maybe give them your hard drive, too. That’s probably better for everyone.

You sound like a nerd that actually played the games instead of getting your opinions from memes. /s

Sometimes trump hears a policy suggestion and it becomes an earworm for him. Then he’ll keep repeating that earworm until it’s out of his head.

Block instance and block community buttons are your friends.

“sir, we’ve invented something that blows up when you step on it”

“That’s great, but where’s your sense of drama?”

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

Trump did set up stuff to happen while Biden was president, yes. It’s not even a secret trick, only dipshits don’t know it happens.

Ghosts are just another conspiracy theory.

“Haha, you plebs think it’s just the plumbing, but I know the truth!”