More on this splendid human being:

In now deleted tweets from 2015, it’s clear Rep. Maddox has always held racist beliefs. In an October 2015 tweet, Maddox responded to someone calling President Barack Obama a “coon” by saying that “Obama is not black. He is of African ancestry, not sharing the Black American heritage or experience.”

In a March 2015 tweet, Maddox said that “childhood sexual assault and neglect” was the reason for homosexuality and that she blamed the parents and LGBTQ people for their sexual preferences.

In a January 2015 tweet she claimed Islam is a “faith about destruction” and that there are no Islamic “hospitals, orphanages or universities.”

She’s a genuine shit-person. 100% real human excrement propped up with modern technology to walk and talk sorta like a real human being!

Plenty of blame to go around!

Bæbs?

Malaria is saving it’s strength for Trump’s America – it heard about RFKs aversion to modern medicine and is licking it’s chops in anticipation 🦠

Love how all this AI-generated garbage is turning out to be a way of replacing human workers/jobs after all. Who says artists can’t be replaced? We can try seeing what happens when unlimited monkeys are given unlimited word processors–and they’re already marketing the results like it’s world changing shit (and perhaps it is, but not in the way that would likely be considered positive)…But we also get the bonus of cinema being reduced to “content” just like every other creative endeavor that used to be the domain of actual creative people.

Now it’s just an experiment in seeing how many people they can fool into watching bona fide garbage in exchange for it being “free”

Well, they’re illegal there aren’t they?

My apologies and condolences for any tribulations my thoughtfulness may have bestowed upon you. In my haste to protect my interests and that of my colleagues, i spoke before fully considering the gravity of my statements 🫠

Can we though? Are you thinking of the shareholders at all?!? Someone’s going to have a tough time having only 4 holiday homes to choose from… 😬

The avocados keep going bad though

Which is more difficult though? Establishing and maintaining a farm or a podcast?

I think it’s the high barrier to entry (long days, hard work) that prevent more people from starting a podcast

What are the increments between those 2 values?

You actually saved me the trouble of doing that myself before sending it to my dog-loving pals. I appreciate you 🥂

That’s been my thought the whole time–this is really just a play to get Project 2025 off the ground and Vance is one of “their guys”

It’s so fucking stupid but in this timeline it has to be as mind-numbingly stupid as possible. Attorney General Gaetz anyone? 🤣

So far. I’ll be interested to see if she pens any follow-ups to this tale.

Tbh goes both ways

Lol, i thought you were about to say Tyson was also about to fight a living legend 🤣

Might wanna invest in cartography futures

They’re still gonna die under trump though, i don’t get your point

Looking at the bright side:

-no more vaccines (never liked needles anyway) -no more fluoride in the water (who likes nice teeth anyway, plus you can get fakes installed) -never need to vote for president again (think about how much time that’ll save) -no jan 6th revolt in 2025 (maybe they will just for fun though, who knows) -perhaps Trump can fill the remaining seats of the supreme court and get a properly conservative suite of justices -Elon Musk will be our super-cool tech daddy

What’s with Trump and 5-letter-last-name VP running mates ending in ‘NCE’? Is it logical that the next one would have a last name beginning with a consonant, then a vowel, and then N-C-E?

My guess for his next running mate is going to be someone named Jeremy Bince

I actually really like that song, lol 🎄 🫠