Excuse me, but you look familiar. Where do I know you from? Elon Musk? Do you sell perfume? X.com? Is that a porn site?

I don’t think he has room to talk. Trump’s done way moreMcdonald’s commercials photo ops with McDonald’s in the area than Christie has.

When you tell this joke in person, the crappy vampire accent is a must.

I thought it was what vampires drank on a hot day.

I’ve said this before, but I hope the school shooters types are seeing the positive attitudes toward The Adjuster, and copycat after CEOs, rather than murdering innocent children for attention.

LinkedIn has suddenly become more useful.

Not so fast! Korea’s legislature stopped the president. Trump’s royal bumlickers in congress will allow the United States to get to full fascism first.

USA! USA! USA!

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Republicans to Trump acting like he’s sucking dick: “see how these f*ggots are the problem with America?”

Democrats to Trump acting like he’s sucking dick: " you better not make fun of Trump for sucking dick."

The problem is, him acting like he’s sucking dick IS the joke to his supporters. It’s like the ableist joke he pulled during 2016, and the rapist “locker room talk” he did during the access Hollywood tape.

You’re not being a knight in armor by saying “pointing out Donald Trump’s homophobic acts is wrong,” you’re normalizing his homophobia.

Donald Trump should be allowed to fantasize about Arnold Palmer’s dick, and Tucker Carlson should be able to fantasize about some man coming into his house and saying “Daddy’s home, and you’ve been a bad girl.” They should not be allowed to judge other people who think the same way.

Everything a Republican is against is an admission of what they are for.

Counter point: I think the world would be a better place if Tucker Carlson would be able to admit to himself that he wants some dude he calls “daddy” dressed as the green m&m would spank Tucker and call him “a bad girl.” Also, the world would be a better place if Donald Trump could admit he wants to suck Arnold Palmer’s apparently massive dong.

My problem isn’t homophobia and transphobia, my problem is these homophobic and transphobic pricks performing these homophillic and transphillicic acts and getting away with “Satan made me do it.”

If these homophobes and transphobes do something that would trigger homophobes and transphobes, they should trigger homophobes and transphobes.

Does your Lord and and Savior want to suck dick? What’s wrong with that? Is it that your Lord and Savior wants to suck dick, or that the person who wants to suck dick is Your Lord and Savior?

Isn’t this what Tucker’s public declaration of his spanking fetish TP PAC speech was about?

Does Elonia offer everyone her eggs?

Oh yeah I forgot that one.

Does offering a horse in exchange for a happy ending count as rape?

Or the many times he offered his sperm?

I’m sure the drooling, wheel-chair bound, multiple hamburder based stroke Supreme Lord Trump is going to legitimately win 113% of the vote in 2028.

But he does have a monopoly on his fan base. Hopefully the hamburder in his veins requires a scramble for a new king and none of his court can agree who should have the crown and the crowd rejects them anyway.

Yeah now that Russia has bought and paid for the US they can focus elsewhere.

I can’t believe this is what gets me executed in Kristalnacht 2: Electric Boogaloo

My issue isn’t that Trump would be sucking Putin’s dick. My issue is as soon as Putin cums Trump would say “so you want Ukraine? You got it!”

In fact Trump doing this to “get his mic stand up” just reinforces my idea that the Republicans would be way happier if they embraced certain thoughts they try to shove down. Trump might be happier if he had sucked Arnold Palmer’s dick. Tucker might be happier if someone he calls “daddy” tells him he’s been a bad girl and spanks him.