Ram-shaped dicks aren’t quite so girthy, but good attempt nonetheless.

TIL about sshfs and life got a little bit nicer

He also claims to work 16 hours a day while simultaneously flossing his builds that would essentially involve him spending his whole day playing games. These people are so far beyond accountability that they don’t even bother keeping track of their lies anymore.

He also lies about how good he is at video games

If this is “testing the waters” then buckle the fuck up folks

I prefer a more scientific name like Birridious Amadeus Maximus, Master of the Armies of the North, Loyal Servant to the One True Emporer.

My life lesson learned far too late in life: no matter how bad it gets, it can always get much worse

And let’s not get started on whatever pre-2025 actions brought this resolution on

He stuck it out though

I was so confused until i saw the AI reference. Now this all makes sense

Yes, but unfortunately this particular bear couple is having marital issues 😔

That Moe/Barney interaction in #3/#4 was intense

Yah it’s like once every few months or so to fix up a new outfit or something. It just happens to be close to where the upstairs TV is so she’ll grab them if she needs some while we’re eating while watching a show or something. Then they end up in the utensil drawer and I’m usually the one that finds them and furrows my brow a bit before putting them back by the sewing machine

It’s a shame more fabric enthusiastics don’t do this, we’d have an army of skilled blade sharpeners and weapon/fabric enthusiastics could join forces and reign supreme

My wife cuts food with her own sewing scissors. I never realized i was living with a crazy person until this point. (Ok maybe i kinda did)

Accurate.

And now…

Ooof… that one time I showed up to 11th grade 1st period late because i was spiking my hair for the first time and it was incredibly obvious that that’s why i was late

The proper term now is War of the Demonic Democrats Against the Party of Lincoln and Trump

He saw hiw HBOs take went down as was like damn i better make sure i don’t do that

The true Drift King

She secretly wanted Beast to die, the teddy bear was part of the set up.

It all started when she heard a Joe Rogan podcast that suggested that the anti-mutant government was only going after non-human-looking mutants and that they would bring down the price of eggs by purging them all.