Which is why you have to check for casein in products when vegan. Some products which have nothing to do with dairy add the casting just to give you a fix.

My prescription stopped changing in my late 20s.

I’m almost 40 so I know that time is coming to an end.

I like reminding my single friends that 73% of Americans are considered overweight. 41% are obese.

A shocking amount of my male friends are overweight or obese and refuse to date overweight women.

My wifi is Roll for Perception. My laptop is Roll Iniative.

Because the laptop is a mimic. If you can see it, you’re in biting distance.

You all laugh, but this is a rare artifact known only to those of us allergic to corn.

This is the corny hand grenade of Antioch, and if you throw it at a person allergic to corn, we simply vanish from this plane.

Jokes on you tho. If you do that, you’ll miss out on my killer loot.

We can put a comfy sports bra on underneath so we don’t have to deal with the bouncing when we run away.

I’m like the whitest woman I’ve ever met. Maybe if a bunch of us make posters with glitter paint like we’re going to see a boy band and shower him with bras, our odds will go up both that he’ll get one and keep it long enough, and that they’ll assume we’re “harmless.”

…actually if we did the first part we could probably overwhelm them and free him.

I’m pretty sure that’s not even the same guy.

Is it? You didn’t use any.

Fuck I want a cigarette now.

I am absolutely the bunny. Because I’m moisturized and just had my hair done, but I’m also completely done.

I actually would tell my current boyfriend I was an assassin, but that’s an n = 1 situation.

Both are equally in the realm of “rich” when compared to people living paycheck to paycheck.

Binged (the search engine) and binged (the eating disorder/content consumption method) look identical and this fucks me up.

I do drugs about it but I’m not a perfect role model.

At least they’re prescription so there’s an air of legitimacy.

I’ve been really wrestling with my own anti-violence and the now-obvious fact that violence gets results.

as we just elected them

That’s because the system is rigged. We can only ever choose between one rich person and another.

I love Spy x Family.

That said, I’m not sure if Spy x Family is a healthy family dynamic which demonstrates setting clear boundaries, or if that much lying is actually a good thing.

I got a warning on an ADHD sub reddit for posting too much.

It’s the biggest reason I stopped making memes.

I didn’t know that! Thanks!