Clearly, Clifford is using a treebuchet

Yeah, because Soviet Russia wasn’t impressive at all.

They didn’t. You went and looked it up somewhere and then posted it.

Stop blaming them for the shit you did, psychopath

you’re blaming them for something someone else did.

Bullies and narcissist and sociopaths do that.

Yabba dabba doo

How has he not overdosed on Xanax yet?

Whatever

Because I was born in 1979

But, like may GenXers, I love Joel and MST3K

First of all, that Fisher-Price record player was legend. Like much of GenX, it was my first, yet surprisingly decent. I’ve had many turntables in my day, none is dearer to my heart.

Second, that show was kinda dull. That record player was crap.

My first thought. Are they tongue-based? Maybe this guy is just very dedicated to getting his oral game on-point.

When I was younger, I certainly knew that the only way I’d go from good to awesome is with practice practice practice. It paid off.

Don’t ask his family at the funeral, anyway.

Like you could interrogate meat chunks.

Lol, tell that to Xorg.

130% and it doesn’t care about your kills or killalls or pkills or SIGKILLs…. It’s just gonna go, no matter what, until you shut the fucker down by unplugging it.

Sometimes you’ve just got a process that just won’t listen to commands.

Thants when you have to KILL the process.

As if she’d have to do a thing

BECAUSE TRIANGLES, YOU FOOL!!!

“Something something something TRIANGLES! Something something something THEREFORE THEY CONTROL EVERYTHING!!!”

lol, I’ve heard it a hundred times, and it always just boils down to this

Newer ones have breathy holes!

Safer, too!

You can only appease it by having been on a coffee table and also then having fallen off when smacked. For your sake, you had better hope that you happened to exist under those specific circumstances, thus satisfying Nyan cat!

Nya

because, if it’s in florida, the water was unfiltered and tastes like literal shit which is why nobody wanted it