You replied to someone else, and appeared not to know what a 2:1 and a 1st was. I (perhaps wrongly?) assumed you were from a country which used a different system, so I attempted to explain what they were, e.g. they are different grades for honours degrees, 2:1 is not a ratio, it’s what the grade is called, it’s the 2nd highest grade you can receive for a degree, and so on etc

You then answered with something about doctors and politicians and “underselling myself”, which, as I had not mentioned anything about doctors and politicians or “selling myself”, but had only explained “these are the names of the different degree marks you can get”, appeared completely unrelated to what I had written - therefore I assumed perhaps you were meaning to reply to someone else.

Sorry if I wasn’t clear.

Sorry, I don’t understand what you mean. Did this reply go to the wrong person?

In the UK (and maybe other places?) an honours degree can be passed at different levels depending on how well you do.

Top marks is a 1st Class Honours Degree, good marks gets you an Upper Second Class Degree (2:1), okay marks gets you a Lower Second Class Degree (2:2). A 3rd class also degree exists.

Most post-grad courses and some jobs would expect a 2:1 or above to let you apply.

Next county? What about those swivel-eyed, inbred, sister-marrying, six-fingered, funny-talking loons from… the next town along?

Yup, it’s a pitcher of a man drinkin’ ice cool water from a giant mug :D

Why is it Genghis Khan and not Conan the Barbarian?

“We do not discuss it with outsiders.”

Worf

To save any other Britons having to search it, “Saran Wrap” is American for “Cling Film”.

His main talent is “already having lots of money”.

Back in my day, we had to hand-draw our memes in the back of school textbooks, then wait until next time we had a lesson in there to see if anyone had seen it.

I’m choosing to interpret this as:

F-word ‘not said often enough in south’ - tribunal judge

I like how the article has gentrified it to “GPS Penis” rather than the “GPS Cock and Balls” outlined in the original poster.

I recommend that you do not touch the diaper.

I have to admit I love these ladder related jokes - they work on so many different levels :D

Britons of a certain age refer to this as the “Trigger’s Broom Paradox”, after a character from a comedy TV Series “Only Fools and Horses”.

Trigger, who worked as a street sweeper, got an award from the City Council for maintaining the same sweeping brush for twenty years (though the broom has had 17 new heads and 14 new handles).

Trigger’s Broom (Youtube Link)

Or Hocus Pocus, by Focus (youtube link)

✅️ Menacing scream at audience
✅️ As loud as possible
✅️ Crazy eyes
✅️ Flute

A very interesting and well-written post.

Also used to make Mummy Brown Paint (wikipedia link)

Hahaha. Oops. That one was automatic/accidental, but I’m not going to change it :)

As mentioned above/below, perhaps it should have been wikipædia :)

Twitter is actually 1982’s classic erotic Atari 2600 game "Beat 'em and eat 'em.

There’s Vladimir Putin at the top of the building, firing his pixellated ejaculate over the side and the player controls both Elon Musk and Donald Trump, running left and right with their mouths open to collect it.

article on videogamegeek wikipaedia article