Vance in Las Vegas " Where the fuck are all the meadows?!?"

They clearly state they don’t use child labour, because the little cunts are too inefficient apparently. (Multiple reports show that children are specifically used in Chinese factories, including assembly lines for Apple and Samsung, because their small hand are better at assembling components.)

It’s excellent on an artichoke pizza though.

Half the comments on Lemmy are people fact checking one another.

Hard to tell without trimming the bush.

You from New Zealand? Look in the mirror and say “can’t”.

“Ask for your patience and understanding at this difficult time” sounds a lot like “we will be using this as an excuse to deny all claims until further notice.”

Wasn’t he, quite famously, born in Bethlehem?

Don’t let the door skelp your arse on the way out.

You don’t already?

OK, but…that entire tank contains less CO² than the average car emits every kilometre. I don’t think soda stream are contributing massively to global warming. The fact that it’s an Israeli company with a history of exploitation of Palestinian labor, complicity in settlement expansion, and continued violations of Palestinian human rights, is a very good reason not to use it.

Edit. Oops, worked that out from the assumption of 60L of CO², closer inspection shows 410g, which would be around 3.5 KM.

Edit 2. The average person breaths out more than twice this amount of CO² a day. Perhaps being complicit in genocide is Soda Stream being carbon neutral?

More insane than thinking Canada has a giant faucet that takes all the melt water from the polar ice cap and dumps it in the Pacific, instead of letting it run “down” to California?

Edit. Pluralised ice cap. I don’t think even Trump is stupid enough to think the south pole’s run off ends up in Canada.

Pormontableitor

Gilf.

She could have at least switched to lightmode first.

He looks like a sex doll from Temu.

Since the award is for removing your ability to spread your genes, any self-inflicted stupid act that resulted in, eg castration, should be considered eligible.

That was also implied.

As if she’s in heaven.